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BECAUSE MY PIECES ARE HANDMADE BY ME, PLEASE EXPECT SLIGHT DIFFERENCES IN THE PIECE (S) YOU RECEIVE.. MY PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT BRILLIANT SO COLOURS MAY DIFFER EVER SO SLIGHTLY. I THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

I AM VERY HAPPY TO MAKE INDIVIDUAL ADJUSTMENTS TO YOUR PURCHASE (S), PLEASE MESSAGE ME VIA EBAY AND LET ME KNOW WHAT ADJUSTMENTS YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO MAKE

IF YOU DO HAVE ANY ISSUES WHAT-SO-EVER WITH YOUR FAT BONES PURCHASE PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME, GIVE ME A CHANCE TO RESOLVE THE ISSUE BEFORE YOU LEAVE FEEDBACK, I AM A VERY REASONABLE CREATOR

* POSTAL BLURB *

UK POSTAGE (2ND CLASS)

FREE, NO MATTER HOW MANY ITEMS YOU PURCHASE

INTERNATIONAL POSTAGE (AIRMAIL)

ONE FLAT RATE OF £2.00 NO MATTER HOW MANY ITEMS YOU PURCHASE

PLEASE LET ME INVOICE YOU BEFORE YOU PAY SO THAT YOU RECEIVE YOUR POSTAL DISCOUNT

PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE OR LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR POSTAL DELAYS OR BREAKAGES, I AM AT THE MERCY OF ROYAL MAIL, I CANNOT CONTROL THE WEATHER, STRIKE ACTION OR CLUMSEY POSTAL WORKERS, I WILL GLADLY REPLACE ANY BROKEN ITEMS & PAY FOR ANY COSTS YOU INCUR BY SENDING THE BROKEN ITEM BACK TO ME

For the record I drink,, own a little doggie, party hard and sing loud in the shower. If this offends any buyers, then please don’t buy

If it doesn’t offend you then -

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